Tuesday, October 25, 2011

The terribly, awful, ridiculously, obnoxious life...

I need a new life.


Don't get me wrong, I don't mind hard work or even harder work for that matter. I'm just tired of fighting an up hill battle, blindfolded walking backwards on a slippery sloop... No really, no exaggeration THIS IS THE CURRENT STATE OF MY LIFE!


I'm not looking for a new ability to afford Birkin's or more Chanel; just paying the bills timely and not having my hard earned money farmed out to unidentified extracurriculars would be particularly appreciated! Please and thank you.


I'm done, THE END!


P.S. I put "Banks" up for sale on the eBuy auction block... Currently accepting the LOWEST bidder...

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